“A Tuna Christmas”

“It just wouldn’t be Christmas without A Tuna Christmas.” No, that’s not a line from the play but it is a common remark from the 50,000 people who have seen Columbus’ most popular show over the past twenty years. The annual Yard Display Contest is once again threatened by the Christmas Phantom but Vera Carp intends to take home the trophy with a gaudy display that features the Wise Men and Shepherds, Bing Crosby, the Grinch Who Stole Christmas and Natalie Wood. She faces stiff competition from Didi Snavely – owner of Didi’s Used Weapons – as well as Inita Goodwin and Helen Bedd – the cowboy-loving Tastee Kreme waitresses. Aunt Pearl Burrus ain’t sayin’ a word…

by Ed Howard, Jaston Williams, and Joe Sears